Acceptably Overpriced Pizza in Little Italy

Not that I would ever deign to spend the kind of greenbacks necessary to buy the kind of pizza pie hawked to tourists in one of the dreariest commercial parts of town of my own volition. No, sir. But if such overpriced pie slices were gifted unto me by a restaurant proprietor, I would certainly indulge and having indulged, I have only to say: the pizza is worth it! The pizza is good! All hail the pizza. For this pizza you should… pay more than I ever would. Amen.