Puss In Basket

A cat in a basket is quite the swell treat. A cat in a basket is not yours to eat. A cat’s a companion. Unlike the Grand Canyon, a cat can renew you from Holland to Peru to Georgia to Georgetown; a cat’s seen it all. With a cat, you need never be worried at all! If you want to purchase a fine, furry cat, the time is ripe to do just that! Fresh Cats! Hot Cats! Get Them While They’re Young…. And even if they’re old, a cat is so much fun!

 

When can I find my cat? You may be wondering. The ASPCA can sell you one without plundering the Earth’s natural resources, so come get one soon. They’re lively and lovely; fit to make you swoon!

 

Paid for by the Association of Cats Representing Themselves Thusly.